If you’re havin’ loot problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but emblems ain’t one
[Verse One]
I got the trash patrol on the gat patrol
Foes that wanna make sure my roll is low
Rap critics they say he’s “Epics Gold Hoes”
I’m from Sen’jin stupid, what type of facts are those
If you grew up with no socks for ya zapatos
You’d be celebrating the minute you was havin’ gold
I’m like gankin allies you can kiss my big crits oh!
If you don’t like my cycle you can press the kick vote
I got beef with podcasts if i don’t play they show
They don’t play my rants i don’t give a damn SO
Rap mags try and use my troll ass
So gold sellers can give ‘em more cash for ads, morons
I don’t know what you take me as,
Or understand the intelligence that Ashankt has
I’m from greys to epics playas I ain’t dumb
I got 99 problems but emblems ain’t one
Hit me
[Chorus]
99 problems but emblems aint one
If you’re havin’ girl problems i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but emblems ain’t one
Hit me
[Verse Two]
The year’s ‘04 and the MMO is raw
In my gaming mirror is a title about oldschool war
I got two choices y’all pull out the cash for a sub or (hmmm)
Bounce on the FPS just to raise my bad score
Now I ain’t tryin’ to see no twich gaming with Ash.
Plus i got a few dollars i can fight the cash
So I…go and head inside the game sto
I heard “Son have you heard of this new MMO?”
I wouldn’t cause I’m young and I’ve never played one befo?
Do I look like a mind reader sir, I don’t know
Should I buy it now or should I guess some mo’?
“Well this aint your average game boy let me tell you now”
“It aint for casuals yet of that you can be sure”
“Are you carryin’ a credit card on you I know a lot of you are”
I ain’t got a card on me all my note’s legit
“Well, do you mind if I put in a bag you little twit?”
Well if you really want to but I was gonna put it in trunk in the back
But what the hell you can put your logo over that
“Aren’t you sharp as a tack, you some type of blogger or somethin’”
“Or somebody important or somethin’?”
Nah, I ain’t installed the script but i know a little bit
Enough that you won’t illegally google my shit
“We’ll see how smart you are when the expansion come”
I got 99 problems but emblems ain’t one
Hit me
[Chorus]
99 Problems but emblems ain’t one
if you havin loot problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but emblems ain’t one
hit me
99 Problems but emblems ain’t one
if you havin loot problems
i feel bad for you son
I got 99 problems but emblems ain’t one
hit me
[Verse Three]
Now once upon a time not too long ago
A troll like myself had to strong arm a warrio
This is not a tank in the sense of havin bad threat below me
But a tank havin no God Damn sense, try and outDPS me
I tried to ignore him and talk to the Lord
Pray for him, cause some fools just can’t out-perform
You know the type loud as a hog bike
But wouldn’t bust a gnome in a BG fight
The only thing that’s gonna happen is I’ma get to slappin
He and his healer gon be yappin to the GM
And there I go trapped in the drama again
Back through the forums with the riff raff again
Fiends in my guild laughin again
Wow Insider with they columns writin up them
X-Realm tried to get this troll shaft again
Needing on orbs cos I’m from Bloodhoof again
All because this fool was harrasin’ them
Tryin to play the boy like hes saccarin
But ain’t nothin sweet ’bout how I hold my weapon
I got 99 problems beating your rolls ain’t one.
Hit me
[Chorus X3]
You’re crazy for this one GC
It’s your troll
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